I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

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I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

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What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

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I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

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I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

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If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

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At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

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I need a long hot meteor shower.

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Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

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Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

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I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.