I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.
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"Sorry, I operate on a 'brunch-anytime' schedule. I can't help with early bird problems 🍳🕒 #AfternoonFeaster"

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