I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t… Commentary:"Sorry, I operate on a 'brunch-anytime' schedule. I can't help with early bird problems 🍳🕒 #AfternoonFeaster" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The problem with meal prep is you have to eat the meal that you prepped. Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us. My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home. Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event. I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”