Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

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My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

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Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

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Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

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Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows!

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I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.