I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t… Commentary:"When you gotta pretend you're a 'normal' human for 60 days… 🤪🚀 #OscarWorthyPerformance" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame. I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..! People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act. I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one! I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.
