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Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

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Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

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I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

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Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

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Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

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When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

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Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

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If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

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What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk.