I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to par… Commentary:Can't a person parallel park without an audience? It’s like they're judging my reverse Oscars performance 😅🚗🎭 Related Funny Posts 🤝 My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t. Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person. I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask. Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people. I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.