I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

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Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

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Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

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“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

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Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

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It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

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Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

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My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

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Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

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“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

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I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.