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Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

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I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

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Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.

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Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

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“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

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Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

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Ginger ale is the champagne of soda.

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The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

79 shares on Reddit this month:

I can’t be the only one who screenshots confirmations, even though you’ll get an email and text.

67 shares on Instagram this month:

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior, while everyone else just accepted it.

39 shares on Threads this month:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

88 shares on Discord this month:

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

59 shares on TikTok this month:

Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

62 shares on Reddit this month:

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

Therapy only works if you have a lower IQ than the therapist.

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I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time.

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I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

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There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

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Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

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Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

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“There’s a particular type of insufferability that rich people from poor countries have, that I don’t yet fully know how to verbalize.”

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I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

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I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

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8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

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Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

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America was more fun when organized crime was done by Italians in Chicago.

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I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

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He doesn’t realize it yet, but this Saturday, I’ll be asking him to untangle 400 feet of Christmas lights.

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I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

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The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

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Panties is such a weird word. Panties. I can’t say it sexy.

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A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

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“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

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I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

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Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

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