I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

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A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

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I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

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Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

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Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

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You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

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My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

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I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

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It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

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You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.