I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looking for love in apocalyptic places! πππ Related Funny Posts π€ Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single. Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok. You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.