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  • I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”
  • Single in the womb, single till the tomb!
  • My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.
  • Not texting back is only ok when I do it.
  • “I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.
  • At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.