I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

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I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

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Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

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I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

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Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

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I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

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Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

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Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

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My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

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Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

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I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.