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I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

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Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

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At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

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I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

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The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

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I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

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Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

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Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

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I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.