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I need a leaf blower, but for people.

I need a leaf blower, but for people.

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"Just imagine clearing crowds like autumn leaves – 'Sorry, folks, the wind's really picking up today!' πŸƒπŸ˜„πŸ‚"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged blower, comedy, everyday, everyday life, exaggeration, humor, humorous, humorous quote, i, joke, leaf, life, need, people, relatable, sarcasm, witty on May 31, 2025 by slickboy.

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