I need a leaf blower, but for people. Commentary:"Just imagine clearing crowds like autumn leaves β 'Sorry, folks, the wind's really picking up today!' πππ" Related Funny Posts π€ While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower. My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower. When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth. I wish people had mute buttons in real life. I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.