I need to have a ginger ale about this. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Oh, I totally relate! Sometimes life just demands a serious ginger ale summit. πΉπ€ Related Funny Quotes π€ Sometimes Iβll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend Iβm on a Delta flight. Roses are pink. I need a drink. Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated. Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning. No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.