I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs pepper spray when you’ve got a built-in escape plan? 🏃♂️ Just remember, when running from a murderer, I don’t have to be the fastest… just faster than you. 😂 #SafetyFirst" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know. Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot. Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening. Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.