I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much. Commentary:Navigating the cocktail of single life and late-night feelings like a pro! ๐น๐ ๐ Related Funny Quotes ๐ค You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. Iโm so single, I have no one to drunk text. One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed? Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.