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Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

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Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

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They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

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The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

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Life is like a penis. Sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down. But it’s never hard forever.

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I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

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Anime characters are always like “But you didn’t know about my eye,” and then they activate their mode.

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Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

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I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

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People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

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Sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who’s just not that into you.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

The smarter we make the A.I., the less it wants to do our jobs.

Going viral on Messenger:

The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

Going viral on Instagram:

Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

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When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

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Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

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Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

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My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

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Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

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I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much.

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God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

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52 shares on Telegram this month:

Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

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God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

93 shares on Instagram this month:

Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

68 shares on X this month:

I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

41 shares on Threads this month:

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

24 shares on YouTube this month:

According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

66 shares on Slack this month:

Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

89 shares on Slack this month:

If you can’t wow them with wisdom, baffle them with bullshit.

86 shares on Discord this month:

Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

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I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

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It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

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“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

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Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

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A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

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I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

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So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

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I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

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If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

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In my culture, family is completely unimportant. And we hate food.

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Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.

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I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

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If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

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The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

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Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

Trending via Snapchat:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

Going viral on TikTok:

You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

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I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

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You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much.

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I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

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