Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

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I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

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Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

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I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

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I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

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I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

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A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

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Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

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I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

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Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.