In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Channeling my inner Dickens this Christmas – Bah humbug to wealth, hello to the joy of being broke! ๐ฉ๐ธ #LivingTheVictorianLife" Related Funny Posts ๐ค Christmas adverts: โEat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! Itโs Christmas!โ New year adverts: โLook at what youโve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!โ In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness. You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years. Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on. I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.