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“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

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I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

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I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

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You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

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“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

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My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

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The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

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Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

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You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.