It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

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Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.

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I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

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Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

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“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

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I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

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I need a day off from myself.

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I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.