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It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.

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Nothing tops a plain pizza.

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No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

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Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

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UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

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Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

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Stages of Christmas shopping: 1. There’s plenty of time. 2. Oh no!

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There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.

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My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

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I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

42 shares on Pinterest this month:

They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat.

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But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?

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I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

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Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

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Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

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It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

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Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

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Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

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You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

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I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

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I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

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I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead.

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I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

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When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

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The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

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I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.

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Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

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(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

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One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

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You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

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Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

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None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

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Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

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80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

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It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

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It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

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