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When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

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Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

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If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

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I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.

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The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

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12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

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When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

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Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

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I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

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Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket. Just remember that.

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Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

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“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

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Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

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Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

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Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

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When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

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All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

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It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

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Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

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Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

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My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

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I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

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Christmas is coming and you’re not.

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Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

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The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

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Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

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Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

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That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

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The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

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I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

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Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

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Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

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Does anyone play Trivial Pursuit anymore, or did it retire with the encyclopedias?

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There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

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It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

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It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

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When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

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I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.

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