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“I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

“I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

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Chasing toddlers with markers should be an Olympic sport! 🏃‍♂️🎨🤣

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged chase, done, funny situation, house, humor, i, never, open, parenting, parkour, Sharpie, situation, through, toddler on Aug 16, 2025 by slickboy.

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