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Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

Commentary:
"From classy to crunchy real quick! 👸🧀 Who needs fine linens when you've got Cheeto-crumb couture in your bed? Living that glamorous snacking life! 💁‍♀️🛏️ #Priorities"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged Cheeto, contrast, crumbs, humor, lady, lifestyle, sheets, snack, streets on Feb 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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