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Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

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There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

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Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

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All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

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Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

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Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

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Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

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9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

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The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

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Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.