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  • Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.
  • There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.
  • If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.
  • Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!
  • You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.
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