Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

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Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

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My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

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You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

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When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

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Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

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Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

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In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

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Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

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I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.