Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

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Oh, if only we could make annoying people just vanish with the tap of a button! 🕳️💥 Adios, dickheads – off to the trap door you go! Just think of all the peace and quiet we would have… until the next one inevitably pops up! 🙄 #TrapDoorDreams

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