Maximizing rent value by turning ‘homebody’ into an Olympic sport! Commentary:ππ‘ Training for the gold medal in couch curling and fridge foraging! πππ₯ Related Funny Quotes π€ If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold. The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other. A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent. You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it. Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?