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Maximizing rent value by turning ‘homebody’ into an Olympic sport!

Maximizing rent value by turning ‘homebody’ into an Olympic sport!

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πŸ†πŸ‘ Training for the gold medal in couch curling and fridge foraging! πŸ”πŸ•πŸ₯‡

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged homebody, maximizing, maximizing value, Olympic, Olympic sport, rent, sport, turning, value on Jul 31, 2025 by slickboy.

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