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Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

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Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

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Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?

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Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

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I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

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Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

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If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?