Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the b… Commentary:When he says he’ll give 110%, but he meant 110% of the bare minimum 🤦♂️🙈 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity. The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated. Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity. Unfortunately, I don’t give ugly men a chance, because they wouldn’t give me one if I were the ugly one. Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.