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Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the b…

Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the b…

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When he says he’ll give 110%, but he meant 110% of the bare minimum 🤦‍♂️🙈

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged effort, give, humor, i, love, men, minimalism, opportunity, relationship, sarcasm on Jul 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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