Skip to content

Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

  • Home
  • Random
  • Info
    • Privacy
    • Disclaimer
    • Terms & Conditions
  • Funny News
Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

Commentary:
"Who needs distractions when you have bench presses, am I right? 💪🏋️‍♂️ Prison, the ultimate fitness boot camp! 🤣"

Related Funny Posts 🤝

  • I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.
  • I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.
  • “You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.
  • I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.
  • Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”
This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged commitment, fitness, focus, gym, humor, i, irony, prison, properly, sarcasm, workout on Feb 3, 2025 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom ha… Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we&#… →

Top Funny Quotes Topics 🗂

  • activity
  • age
  • being
  • communication
  • dating
  • day
  • every
  • family
  • food
  • frustration
  • fun
  • fun activity
  • going
  • good
  • health
  • humor
  • i
  • irony
  • joke
  • just
  • know
  • life
  • love
  • me
  • media
  • money
  • motivation
  • need
  • never
  • parenting
  • people
  • procrastination
  • relationship
  • sarcasm
  • say
  • should
  • sleep
  • social
  • social media
  • someone
  • technology
  • think
  • time
  • want
  • work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New funny quotes: 395 this month

14,146 funny quotes and pics

16,423 funny quotes topics

Updated: Oct 25, 2025

3,733 users online

Proudly powered by WordPress