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Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

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"Who needs distractions when you have bench presses, am I right? 💪🏋️‍♂️ Prison, the ultimate fitness boot camp! 🤣"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged commitment, fitness, focus, gym, humor, i, irony, prison, properly, sarcasm, workout on Nov 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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