💾 Save Image Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly. 7 hours ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs distractions when you have bench presses, am I right? 💪🏋️♂️ Prison, the ultimate fitness boot camp! 🤣" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me. I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison. Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly. As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations. I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: commitment, fitness, focus, gym, humor, i, irony, prison, properly, sarcasm, workout
