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Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

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Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Not to brag, but what a time to be childless.

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When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.