Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents.

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My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

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I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

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Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

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I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

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At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

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I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

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I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

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Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.