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It’s all fun and games until it’s 10 p.m., you’re all cozy in bed, and you remember you still have laundry in the washer.

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The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

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Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

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Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

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The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

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Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

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You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.