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I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

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People will say “sounds good” at work when things don’t sound good at all.

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Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

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Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

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I’ve decided that I’m going to underthink today.

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Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

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Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

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Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

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“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

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Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

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Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

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The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

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I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?

Making waves on X:

Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

Spotted on TikTok:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

Going bananas on Telegram:

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

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Witty quote about nostalgic memory versus forgetfulness, with a playful, humorous tone.

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Still trying to figure out why I’m standing in the garage singing Spice Girls songs at full volume. 🎤🕺🔧

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WW3 is either gonna happen so fast you sleep through it, or it’s gonna last for the rest of your life.

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I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

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Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

67 shares on X this month:

It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

83 shares on Snapchat this month:

Guy on the day of the 1918 armistice, walking around the trench, clapping, saying things like “Great work, everyone,” and “We did it, team.”

99 shares on Telegram this month:

I postpone certain outfits until I get a certain hairstyle because, yes, it’s that deep.

90 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

93 shares on Telegram this month:

Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

66 shares on Slack this month:

Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

18 shares on YouTube this month:

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

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One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

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Swimming is so embarrassing, everyone can see you want to be alive.

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Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

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Job-hopping is a funny concept, like ‘Hey, I’m gonna go hate my life over there instead.’

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Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

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Your DM doesn’t match the Bible quote in your bio. Uh-oh.

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Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

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I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

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My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

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Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

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I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

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I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

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I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

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Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

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When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

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Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

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Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via WhatsApp:

If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.

Going viral on Reddit:

Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

Going bananas on Instagram:

If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

Going viral on TikTok:

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

Just landed via WeChat:

Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

Going viral on TikTok:

Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

Just landed via YouTube:

Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

Just landed via Messenger:

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

Shared recently on Slack:

I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

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