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My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told…

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told…

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Looks like your friend got stuck in a linguistic lemonade stand trying to find a rhyme for orange! 🍊🤣 It's a tough one, but at least you were on hand to serve up some wordplay!

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged conversation, friend, humor, i, joke, me, orange, rhyme, told, wordplay on Jan 29, 2025 by slickboy.

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