My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told… Commentary:Looks like your friend got stuck in a linguistic lemonade stand trying to find a rhyme for orange! 🍊🤣 It's a tough one, but at least you were on hand to serve up some wordplay! Related Funny Posts 🤝 Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange? Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment. I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing. I remember when my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? And I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people. Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.