My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my… Commentary:"With my DNA all over the place, I'd be caught before the crime is even committed! 🚔🔬😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere. I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote. My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew. Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m. I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’
