My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there's life on earth.

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“Plot twist: your soulmate is an extraterrestrial and is currently cruising past Mars, contemplating the possibility of life on earth 👽🌍 #SearchingForSouls #InterstellarDating”

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