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"Plot twist: your soulmate is an extraterrestrial and is currently cruising past Mars, contemplating the possibility of life on earth 👽🌍 #SearchingForSouls #InterstellarDating"
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I need to start hiding my money from myself.
3 days ago
Men make it so easy to hate them.
3 days ago
βYou smell so good!β Okay, so kiss me.
3 days ago