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My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

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I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

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Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

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Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

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I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

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David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

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Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.