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My dating era has come to an end. I’d like to thank those who participated.

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I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

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My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

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The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

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This entire year I was method acting. None of it was real. I was working on a bit.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?

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I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

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Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

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I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

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Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

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Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

Seen just now on X:

I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

Seen just now on X:

If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

Just shared via Slack:

If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

Just landed via Telegram:

The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

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Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Life is weird and then you die.

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

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I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

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Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

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Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

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5 months ago

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I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

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2 months ago

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Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

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2 months ago

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80 shares on Twitch this month:

When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

63 shares on WeChat this month:

Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

26 shares on Instagram this month:

Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

29 shares on Facebook this month:

Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

33 shares on Telegram this month:

I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

15 shares on Reddit this month:

Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

38 shares on Snapchat this month:

Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

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Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

My superpower is keeping this couch cushion warm.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

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Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

Shared recently on Telegram:

To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

Live now on Discord:

On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Mornings would be fine if they started later.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

Spotted on Facebook:

I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

Making waves on WeChat:

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

Going bananas on Facebook:

My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.

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Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

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I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

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