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Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

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The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

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If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

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I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

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There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

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I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.

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You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

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This meeting could have been a cake.

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I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

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Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

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The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

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Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

Going viral on Slack:

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Not photogenic, but I probably look soooo good as a distant memory.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

Seen just now on Twitch:

After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

Seen just now on TikTok:

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

People my age are on baby #2, and I’m on drink #5.

Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it.

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Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

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Nice tweets, bro. What medications are you on?

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Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

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There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

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Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

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I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

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92 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

40 shares on Telegram this month:

Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

12 shares on WeChat this month:

Kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me.

85 shares on WeChat this month:

Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

13 shares on Slack this month:

Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

24 shares on Telegram this month:

Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

59 shares on Slack this month:

Has anyone else noticed that it’s hard to do things when you don’t want to?

33 shares on Messenger this month:

Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

17 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

I need to have a ginger ale about this.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

I’m sorry I used air quotes when I said we were friends.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

But that was my emotional support daylight.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

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The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

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Live now on YouTube:

Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.

Trending via Instagram:

Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

Just shared via WhatsApp:

“I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”

Just shared via Discord:

Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

Going bananas on WeChat:

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

Just shared via X:

Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

Shared recently on WeChat:

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

Just landed via Twitch:

I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

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Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it.

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Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

Nice tweets, bro. What medications are you on?

Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

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