Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it. Commentary:Taking the scenic route to Wrong Town and waving as I go! 🚧😂👋 Related Funny Posts 🤝 My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that. Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either. If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol. Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else. Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.