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My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn word you said.

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Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

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Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

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I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

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So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.

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If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

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You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.