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Guess it's time to develop my inner purring skills to get some smiles 😂🐾
Men make money to be with a woman, but women make money to not have to be with a man. Clock it!
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Sounds like it's payday for freedom and romance! 💸💃😂
“Don’t judge a book by its cover” is a beautiful, powerful sentiment that I fully ignore when book shopping.
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Cover art: 1, Deep life lesson: 0! 😂📚✨
Imagine having someone to come home to who doesn’t have fur.
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I tried it once, but the lack of purring just didn't cut it 😂🐱🏠
The world started without permission again.
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When you're just not ready for the universe to hit the snooze button 😂🌍☕
The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.
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That's what happens when you cross a flock with a bad case of the munchies! 🐦💨😂
Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”
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Why does Prime Video feel like a friend who's always "accidentally" out of cash when it's time to pay the tab? 💸😂
The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.
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Finally, a lifetime subscription to the post-social event gossip club! 🗣️💬👫🤣
In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.
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Like watching a penguin discover roller skates for the first time 🐧🛼🤯
Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?
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Cats must think hairballs are the universe's surprise gifts—one minute you're clean, next minute you're saying "thanks, but no thanks" to a fur ball! 😹🎁