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Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

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Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

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Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

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Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

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Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

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Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

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I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

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It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

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Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

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A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

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Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

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Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

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There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

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I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

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One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

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If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

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Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.

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I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

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The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

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I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

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Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

This chapter of my life is called “Ummm, okay, I guess whatever.”

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Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

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I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

This chapter of my life is called “Ummm, okay, I guess whatever.”

My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

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