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The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

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Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

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My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.

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She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

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If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

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They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in.

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Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

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Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

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Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

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My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

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All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

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Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

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Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

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Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

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My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

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They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

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I’ve reached the age where I just bought a bird bath for my backyard.

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That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

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I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

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Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

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Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

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Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you’ve either reached enlightenment or you’re just a little unhinged.

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Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

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I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

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Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

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50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

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How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

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Imagine hating me, and I’m not even paying attention.

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Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

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Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

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