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Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

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The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

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A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

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A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

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He who laughs last didn’t get it.

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I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

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Anyone know how to grow a money tree?