The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

Commentary:
"Looks like cannons finally got the memo about 'peace and love' πŸ•ŠοΈπŸ’₯. Who knew they could have a change of heart? Or maybe they just aim for targets that aren't moving πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸŽ―. Either way, RIP to the good ol' days of being a cannon operator. Your job prospects have truly 'shot' down πŸ€£πŸ”«."