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There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

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I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

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It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

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Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

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Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.