This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

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Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it.

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“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

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If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

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Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

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I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

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Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

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Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

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I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

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Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.