To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money. Commentary:Well, guess now it's a short story about a very long wallet! 😂💸📉 Related Funny Posts 🤝 To cut a long story short, I became a film editor. I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features. I miss you (the money I spent). They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive. I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?
