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Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

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I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

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The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

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People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

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How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

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There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

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I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

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When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

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Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

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A fly swatter, but for close talkers.