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4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

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In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

2 weeks ago

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If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now!

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Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

6 days ago

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Just shaved my whole body for Santa.

21 hours ago

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I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

2 days ago

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90 shares on Discord this month:

Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

92 shares on YouTube this month:

Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

30 shares on TikTok this month:

Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

Deja poo is when you feel like you’ve heard the same shit before.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

37 shares on Slack this month:

Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

54 shares on Reddit this month:

There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

15 shares on YouTube this month:

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

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Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

My brain is 80% song lyrics.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

They should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

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Making waves on YouTube:

If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

Just landed via Snapchat:

One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

Going bananas on Threads:

Need a professional way to say, “I do not care, don’t mention this to me again.”

Just landed via Pinterest:

Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

Spotted on WeChat:

Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

Spotted on YouTube:

I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

Spotted on Reddit:

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

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When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

Keep the laugh going 😂

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now!

Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

Just shaved my whole body for Santa.

I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

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