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If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

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Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

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The first step to recovery is addiction.

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57 shares on Twitch this month:

My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

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Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

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I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

75 shares on Reddit this month:

If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

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Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

78 shares on YouTube this month:

My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

99 shares on Discord this month:

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

40 shares on TikTok this month:

No amount of daylight can save us.

87 shares on Discord this month:

Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.

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Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

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After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

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Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

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Blowing over it is also dusting.

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Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

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The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

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When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

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It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

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The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

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When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

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