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Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

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have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

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‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

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Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

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That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

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Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

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There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

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Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

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In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

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I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.