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It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

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Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

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I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

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Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

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The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

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My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

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If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.