A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

Commentary:
“Ah, the eternal dilemma of the chocolate lover – to eat or not to eat, that is the question! 🍫💭 One piece leads to another, and before you know it, you’re on a delightful journey to chocolatey happiness! 🤣 Embrace the sweet temptation and enjoy the delicious energy boost one piece at a time!”

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