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Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

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As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

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Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

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Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

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I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

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It was me, I let the dogs out.

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A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

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For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

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Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

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My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

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It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

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Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

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A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

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Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

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We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.

Normalize having a threatening aura, but really just being a sweetheart.

I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last.

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Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

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Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

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