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In a relationship with my bedroom fan.

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I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

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I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

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69. Some might call it nasty. I call it a romantic dinner for 2.

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Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

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Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

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Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

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I’m a big believer in not going to work on your birthday!

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Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

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My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

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It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

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I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.

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As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

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Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

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“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

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I can’t work under these festive conditions.

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Fake laughing at work is exhausting as hell, just leave me alone, bro.

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Please twerk; I have just days left.

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Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

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I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

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Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

In a relationship with my bedroom fan.

I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

69. Some might call it nasty. I call it a romantic dinner for 2.

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

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Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.

Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

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I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

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No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

A hostile alien invasion sounds like a nice change of pace.

It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

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I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

69. Some might call it nasty. I call it a romantic dinner for 2.

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

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