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No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.

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When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

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(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

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When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

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You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

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Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

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I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

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I hope this email punches you square in the face.

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One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

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I’m never early… unless we’re talking about the airport.

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Bro, you will never rewatch that 7-minute video you took of fireworks. Just live in the moment.

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Ginger ale is the champagne of soda.

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Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

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My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

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Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

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Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

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I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

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The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

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Watering plants qualifies as a hobby.

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Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

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No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

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Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

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Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

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There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

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Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

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Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

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“I’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse, actually.

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I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

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Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

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