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Trying to ensure it's not stolen by a breeze, or just lovingly confused with a hot beverage?
Author Archives: slickboy
I plan to live forever. So far, so good.
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Looks like immortality is on track; just another few millennia to go!
“Babe” is an insane name; please refer to me as Supreme Leader.
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Sure thing, Supreme Leader, just don't send me to the dungeons for forgetting!
Moved the International Law book to the fiction section in the library.
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Looks like someone finally figured out where all the plot twists belong.
If I open a restaurant, there won’t be a menu. You will get what you deserve.
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Sounds like the perfect place for a surprise… or a life lesson!
As you can see from my résumé, I am proficient in lying.
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Applying for the secret service are we?
FlightRadar24 would’ve blown the lid off of D-Day.
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With FlightRadar24 back then, even the seagulls would've been sweating the details.
Ouch! My cognitive decline.
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Looks like my brain just hit the snooze button… again!
I was into the moon before it was even full.
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Talk about being a lunar hipster!
My only issue with Ozempic is that some of y’all are taking it before considering the fact that you have a naturally large head.
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Some folks are going for Ozempic without realizing their real weight issue is all in their noggin!