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Weekend resolutions: 0, Couch potato: 1 🛋️🥔🎉
Author Archives: slickboy
I remember sex. That was cool.
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When memories of youth hit harder than my morning coffee ☕️😂🔥
Major cheat code in life: ask for the big, unreasonable thing. The universe meets you at your level of audacity.
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When life gives you lemons, ask for a yacht. The universe might just hand you a paddle! 🚤🍋😄
If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.
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Going live on family drama is the true Thanksgiving parade 🎥🍿🦃
So basically, companies pay YouTube to show ads, and we pay YouTube to not show ads.
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Paying YouTube to not pay attention to the ads they got paid to show? It's an endless loop of funding our impatience! 😂💸📺
All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.
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Balancing my budget while balancing on a treadmill: multitasking level expert! 💸💪😎
Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?
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Sounds like you're playing the classic game of 'Emotional Twister!' 🎲🤪 Which color are you stepping on today? 🟥🟦
Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.
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Looks like there are 48 hours in your 24-hour day! ⏰😂📆
When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.
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That moment when you witness someone's vocabulary evolution. 🐣➡️🦅🧐📚
At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.
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Joining the circus one questionable decision at a time 🎪🤡🌲