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I feel personally attacked by this new definition of "sleeping in" 😂😴🌞
Author Archives: slickboy
Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.
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I hear ya! Nothing like a classy night of candlelit "therapy" and grape juice 🍷🕯️😄
I find pleasure in closing tabs in my wife’s brain. This worry… done. That task… complete.
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Helping your wife's brain clear up space like a digital Marie Kondo 🧹✨ #HappyWifeHappyLife
My therapist should also do my nails while we’re talking.
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Therapy and a mani-pedi? That’s what I call mental *and* nail polish! 💅🧠
I’m not here to make friends, just noise.
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When your social skills are at 2% but your volume's at 100% 🎤🔊😄
You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.
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Sounds like the thermometer and my brain are in perfect synch! 🥶🧠
You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.
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I guess that makes me fashionably late—time definitely lost my RSVP! ⏳😂
I only squeak when I’m squoken to.
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Squeak to me, and I might respond… if I'm not feeling too mouse-y! 🐭👂😄
Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.
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When even darkness is taken, it's time to work on your glow-up! 🌟😂
My son was praying for “everybody in the world.” If you suddenly start experiencing good fortune, you’re welcome.
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Just found out my good luck is courtesy of a tiny prayer powerhouse! Sending gratitude and a lifetime supply of cookie dough 🍀🙏🍪