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My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

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Twitter is just a diary I choose to show to strangers.

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The sexual tension between me and buying more books.

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Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

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If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

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Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

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I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

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Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

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Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

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I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

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What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

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They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

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I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

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My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

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Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

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Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.

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Nickels were the original fidget spinners! 😂🪙

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I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

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Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

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I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

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I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

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Taking Adderall to use the calculator app.

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Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

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This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

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If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

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Why will Satan torture people in hell for disobeying the same God he disobeyed?

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I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

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This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

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Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

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Born to hate people. Somehow ended up in customer service.

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Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

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I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

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On the next episode of Hoarders, they visit my subconscious.

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Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

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If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

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Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

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“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

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“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

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Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.

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“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

You’re never alone. There’s mold.

If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel booking website.

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