Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

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There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

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There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

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They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

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My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

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Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

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Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

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Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

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Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

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Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.