Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

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“Being single is like living in a world full of options…and yet feeling like you’re stranded on a deserted island with only a soccer ball named Wilson for company. 🌴⚽️ #NoOne #SingleLife”

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